Ha! Right you are!

Right you are, Sir, but please note my use of the words "exception to the premise…" etc. in my initial post. Please also note that I hold the patent on pedantry here in the AVC Universe. LLAP, dude.

At that age, it ain't just his dog that's hanging.

Nope. Nada.

Well, kudos to you for your self-reflective skills, for your honesty and for owning it… That takes courage. And welcome back.

"Magical hobo orgasms?" I take it that one must shag a homeless man in order to achieve this particular state?

The Bad News Bears remake was, I believe, an exception to the premise of this article. BBT's Buttermaker just didn't do justice to that of Walter Matthau.

Fox playing "the yuppie" quite literally made his career. It's interesting to learn that he didn't like that character; for many people, including myself, Alex P. Keaton was the only reason to even watch that show.

So, what is the story with that, dude? I mean, just how snarky, rude and disaffecting do you have to be to get kicked out of the AV Club (or any of its incarnations) for crying out loud? I mean, sometimes we are absolutely HORRIBLE to each other, and call each other terrible (albeit deserved) names and hurl…

Gee, I wish I could control my MPD to the extent that I could choose who comes out and who stays under. Maybe I should double up on my meds.

A stellar actor, to be sure. But in all fairness, I like Burt Gummer a lot more than the sanctimonious Steven Keaton.

That's an eye-roller, to be sure, but I'm gonna up-vote you because you always gotta acknowledge a punster. At least you ain't Uselessbeautry, who's punning induces vomiting. Cheers!

Yup; me, too. What did you think of the TV series they made 12 or 15 years ago? I actually liked it; I thought they had some pretty interesting stories, which, on the whole, were a lot less cheesy than the movies, although it's that cheesiness that make the films so much fun.

@BC & Broc: What is with you two and your rather graphic descriptions of torture and mutilation? Did y'all not have a very satisfying BM this morning? Is that why all the hostility? Well, a hit of MOM before bedtime tonight oughta help move things along, so to speak.

He probably wraps them around hand grenades and chucks them over her back fence. Poor Burt did not take that divorce very well.

Great news, at least for me, it is. Although, were anyone to ask me, I'd recommend that long-lost-son-Travis be the first casualty of whatever incarnation of beastie they dream up for this go-around. He was more annoying than vag itch on a hot August night in a bayou bordello. All the film really needs is Burt…

I think that all of us here at the AV Club who have gone through a divorce should contact Amal Clooney and file a class action lawsuit against Adele. Where the fuck was she when we needed her? I could of benefitted from a musical tribute to the nasty, no-holds-barred, knock-down-drag-out divorce from that low-down,…

I'll second that.

Does anyone else note the incongruity of Chris Brown embroiled in a "standoff" with the police whilst waving a peace sign in the accompanying photo? I think he should stop pussing out, drop his index finger and give the whole world a giant "fuck you." He may as well start getting used to it, now that his credibility…

I like your avatar photo: a gigantic "Fuck you, 2016!"