Willy Wonka was my first crush, when I was a little girl. I adored him and all of the happy things he represented - pure imagination. Now I'm just going to sit in a corner and cry the rest of the day. *sniff*

Oh, my God, Dikachu; that's fucking brilliant! And delightfully anally c*ntish! Cyrillic "es's" it is, from now on.

"Moderated," my ass. Every time I write that word in a post, I get deleted. And I'm one of the few individuals who is qualified to use that particular endearment. It ain't fair.

You mean pot isn't addictive? I'll alert Billy Clinton; he could've inhaled after all.

This is a very talented and funny lady who spent a lot of years working her ass off to get where she is today; she deserves better than this.

He could train to become a professional knitter for all I care, just as long as he does it whilst unclothed. Woof.

He was a class act. RIP, sir.

How come I get the feeling that "holy BALLS!" is gonna be the new "awesome!" at the AV Club?

I wasn't aware that I needed to take responsibility for that. In any event, you've given us all another excellent example as to why the world wouldn't mind seeing the US get sucked into a giant Black Hole, so thank you for supporting my position. Cheers!

What the fuck is wrong with these guys? The United States' reputation is already at an all-time low (thanks loads, Trump and Hilary) and now these idiots fuck things up even more. No wonder the world hates us. I hope Locate gets extradited and all four of them spend a year or two in a Brazilian prison. That way…

I'd have to say "yes" to that question. It's intellectual property (isn't it?) that is not public property until such time as whomever has provenance makes it public. I think some crafty DA could even make a criminal case out of it, it anyone gave a shit.

We have a short growing season, but lots of daylight during that season, so many of us are rather avid gardeners after spending a long, dark winter cooped up inside. A lot of people plant their tulip bulbs in the fall so they will be the first flower to appear the following spring. I've seen some blooming through…

Yes, they are. They are rather ubiquitous up here in Alaska in the spring.

Well now, let's see… What experience have you had with rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, ass-kickers,…

Happily and with a large tip. You've suffered enough, Old Son.

That borders of "deep," Adam. You oughta send that in to the CM writing staff so they can use it to open the episode where they write Hotch out.

I'd watch that show. Sheen, Gibson and Brett Butler, all working out their anger and angst.

Marty Feldman would be so pleased that you remembered him.

You'd think so, wouldn't you? My best estimate is that they've nabbed roughly 250 of 'em during the run of the show.

Don't forget the deep, philosophical quotes that bookend every episode. Somebody gets paid to look up all that shit every week.