I've made a huge mistake. - Matthew Brown

I've found that when discussing the show in mixed groups IRL, (hetero) men will agree about the depth RE brings to the character, but express utter disbelief about him being charismatic and sexy. GUYS, WHERE ARE YOU GETTING YOUR INFORMATION ABOUT WHAT WOMEN LIKE? HE'S HOT, DEAL WITH IT.

Well I can't hear YOU over Hannibal possibly being foiled by a to go plate. I CACKLED.

No, this episode was crazy homoerotic. I think it started with Will and Brown though, the very easy and casual way Will walked around, presented his hands for cuffs, etc. I kept thinking Brown would press his body right up against his.

The Walkthrough spoiled me on Beverly's The Celling, but still. Love, your epidermis is showing.

Please. He had a Waitress before this.

:sips water jug, wheels out of the room giving everyone the finger:

A string of boring relationship!crisis! episodes one after the other has led me right into "Who Caaaareeesss?" territory.

HA! ErikPeter, you're all right.

Marshall to Lily: "Pay up."

MARRY ME

He introduced me to Lucifer (shut up, you know what I mean), but I introduced him to Locke and Key, so I deem us even.

Oh God, I just realized who he reminded me of:
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Unless they did so well that the constant turnover of exhausted, stress-injured staff forced them to shut down?

And waves your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!

HOW ON EARTH CAN SOMETHING CALLED "GURU MEDITATION" BE SO FRUSTRATING? Is it a meta joke the actual universe is playing?

They did one wrong: making Dave a dick upon his reappearance. This show cannot do two wrongs.

You shut your mouth. YOU HAVE ALL THE STRENGTHS.

His immediate lapsing into "My mother used to tell a story about killing a chicken…" when faced with a strange, captive audience rates pretty high with me.

When we get six seasons and a movie, you're legally allowed - nay - IMPELLED - to eat their hearts.