If you think people with shit attitudes are never in relationships, you live in an amazing bubble and I suggest you never leave it.

My gut dropped when I heard the OG theme. It lifted again when I said "put your penis here" in a bad Australian accent and immediately heard it repeated on screen.

Well, your last thought makes perfect sense, since we know the ultimate fate of the house. I do wonder why it took a whole year for Polly to truly show herself. (Or for the nurse to be capable of seeing her?)

With great hair!

"Yeah? Well, I don't want my only girlfriend daughtering a jerk dad!"

Have you seen American Dad's "An Incident at Owl Creek?"

"No." - Lapis Lazuli

Or Rose lulled smol Amethyst to sleep with gem lore.

What?

I knew that lingering shot of their hands together in Steven vs. Amethyst meant fusion! I KNEW IT!

So no pushback on the lint thing? This is great.

Eeeeeeee!

Too chatty for my taste.

"Funky cold medina."
"ZERO REHERSALS!"

Finally you've found your Prince Charming, and its a bottle of wine.

Sah cyuhte.

*beeps liquor bottle*
Sorry, had to take that.

Seriously, WHO is behind him?! It's someone with enough pull to get his mug all over the place, but not high up enough to make him true star fodder.

Drunk Cece's childlike expression always gets me.

NAP.