Because there is someone with money who is behind him and is like: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

People have been trying to make That Guy a Guy for at least a decade. Someone is bankrolling it hard enough. IT HAS TO WORK.

Fat Dog it.

YOUR OPINION IS IMPORTANT AND RELEVANT.

It's on DVD! Treat 'yoself!

The fuck did you just call me?

I AM ENTERING THE HOUSE!

You would think a show like this would utilize a flying car way more often.

1)Thank you for explaining what the fuck El Rey is. Where I am, it replaced SoapNet with mostly competitive skateboarding (!) and the occasional movie.
2) How is that an actual lady and not a RealDoll?

Clutching my honey tight?

Second try, to get it right this time!

I wonder where the name came from. A box of detritus that managed to survive the years? Someone's recycling that had some clothing catalogs and a calendar? Is PB in possession of encyclopedias? TELL US! YOU DON'T KNOW HEARTACHE!

"I'll be back when I'm tired of being free" is a fair approximation of my reply when people ask why a nice girl like me isn't married.

I see your game. Make people say "WTF is Switc?" and get that sweet sweet click money. Who put you up to this?

All: Oh, you're serious?

….which is why I think it sounds a little compressed.

THERE ARE DOZENS OF US! DOZENS!

THE GIRL WITH SOOPER TRUTH DETECTION POWERS WAS FUCKING A MONKEY. N E V E R F O R G E T

….A birth cheese?

But he knows they're terrible! *points thumbs at self*
He's right.