Not gonna lie, these spoilers kinda make me actually want to watch it.

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Angel of Death
2014

Ambulaboat = MARRY ME, DRUNK LAIKA027

7. The stuffed puppy with the blood on it

Please do it somewhere with boat parking for quick and e-z cleanup.

Waaaay upthread.

And nary a D in all the land!

The Murder Shirt deserves a thanks. It was always on point.

"Also, the hospital has boat parking" is an oddly evocative phrase. Like a riddle wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a total waste of time.

He's the half brother Angie Miller doesn't like to talk about - not that she likes to talk about anything else, either.

He drinks what we're all thinking.

I am the one who narms!

His pockets are filled with (gay?) candy!

Grab 'Less Intense Black Guy' as a username while you still can, lurkers!

Honestly, the only reason I want a child at this point in time is to make my Chica love not seem truly disturbing.

This made me bark laugh in the middle of Starbucks, so you're doing your part to even the scales.

Because he refuses to fall for the "CASTING HERE" sign taped to the crotch of my pants?

[Your Mom joke]

So strange, when USA shows let "motherfucker's" fly freely…