Actually, when he pulled out that baggie, I thought he was going to overdose on something. Not sure why he'd choose that particular moment, but it's hard to think clearly with stakes this high.

Where do you think I got this cute "I just blue myself at the Heisenberg" tee? One hundred percent cotton, and look at the fine stitching on "blue."

"He arranged, I guess you call it, a hit?"

SHE JUST WANTED THE JEWELS BACK, OKAY?

And his big Whiteboard of Mysteries with the intriguing and somewhat confusing notation that Aria "would do anything" for Spencer!

Took long enough! (You're in danger of stealing my heart.)

Right?? Nothing but dead white male bashing from a buncha PC thugs.

I am endlessly fascinated by the existence of that show.

WORD.

One slur soaked in blood, the other soaked in mayo.

Ya'll are the worst writers in the world.

If Niall is at Waffle House, I hope he runs into Flynn White.

Her screams upon exiting the plane made me think of poor Ginger. She still deserves a piece of Ye Olde Charred Peen.

Are their other semi-known tracks with that title?

Them shits would be black by now.

James is too busy with his lemoned Croc/Alligator.

I forgot about the were-panthers! Damn you!

MARRY/BABYSIT ME

I can't even control my own reaction to Todd. I automatically yell "FUCKING TODD!" and shake my fist at the screen, old man yells at cloud style.

IT'S GOING TOO FAST I'M BARELY HANGING ON BY MY FINGERTIPS HERE