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JessicaLovejoy
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"And her self-esteem plummeted as she started to question the entirety of what she had done with her life for the last several years."

Show me CANCER!

Yes, which resulted in much drunkeness and sad doggy style.

It means he gets results, you stupid chief! 

And only black lady detective can see them! But oddly enough, they can't see her.

Yes! Who does Deb think she is? Janet Snakehole?

I don't know if the fuzzy memories were meant to say that Deb did it while blacked out, or maybe something weirder like certain Vogels who shall remain nameless used alcohol, drugs, psychologist magic (hypnotism?) to trick/force her into it? Or plant a memory?

This spinoff turned into hardcore gay porn so gradually I barely noticed!

'Fuckin Cubans. Always wanting you to better yourself.

LISA AND ZACH ROMANCE ARC OR STFU

Fuck Wren. Where is E. Lamb? I was always weary that his name was a clue that he would one day be slaughtered….

Least creepy answer: squeezed him into a fart accordion.

I found stabbing someone in a bar while screaming "YOU REMEMBER ME NOW?" to be quite relatable as is, thank you.

"Humans don't roll around in their own filth!"
"AND WE'RE LESSER FOR IT!"

Time for the full sized sign, not the little travelling one.

The masks just look like masks! It's making me feel crazy!

I made a pun! *sighs contentedly*

And a thyme for a cock ring!

I watched "Girlfriends" (the Eliza Coupe episode of Flight of the Conchords) a couple of hours before I watched these episodes. The impromptu Happy Endings reunion really lifted my spirits.

I prefer cocks in bags.