"It doesn't matter when it happened, because it probably didn't?" Did the Forget Me Now Council get to you, too?!

I first thought Gareth was Chareth.

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I knew Jake Jr. was a Scandal fan!

I'm sure that answering machine message left you knee deep in pusswa.

Wondering how the hell she got to India and found her mother was still pretty fun.

I read that Splitsider post, too.

Yes, NINA (no income, no asset) loans were a real thing that occured, comically and horribly enough.

Ugh, gross. I would have been named "Queens." Unless my parents got cute and went with "Regina."

So, we all knew it was Maeby, right? There's not enough makeup or powder in the world to disguise those enormous eyes.

Something I read about critics being miffed they had to watch at the same time as the plebs seems to ring true.

Goddammit, why does something with TWO beautiful women of color have to be so, so crappy?

George Michael came tantalizingly close. Yes, yes, I'm being such a blowhard with this phrasing.

AH COO COO CA CHA

I'd like to subscribe to your column in Balboa Bay Window.

Plus the place is quite lavish, as long as we're playing "That's the joke."

:SilentSpy knocks chair over Maeby style, leaves thread:

Please specify the size of the mistake.

There's Lucille's crazily collared outfit during Cinco de Quatro.

Weird. He's the only one I can stand. The other two are so Ann they couldn't be picked out of a lineup of eggs.