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JessicaLovejoy
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Henry is fiiiine.

"I would sneaked out…"

GUUUUURRRRLLLLLLLLL.

Sure, but you'll be filled with light and ascend to the heavens and be transformed into the universal Winking Eye that watches over all of us and always has and always will.

You have no proof that mouse orgy was strictly gay!

At least I can watch and enjoy her step by step evolution as an actor.

I just think Max put her up to pretending to be this obnoxious turd, but she met an attractive, well off dude who asked her out while she was in that guise and now she has to keep it up.

My aching Hart[z]!

Me at 8:27 P.M. EST, yelling to an empty room: "OH GOD WHO IS SHE, I KNOW HER, THIS IS GONNA FUCKING BUG ME."

You are totally right. I yelled it to no one and was unnecessarily proud of myself.

You know damn well the CIA has the cure. Stan may have to put on a little outfit and dance for Bullock, but he'll get that vial.

Liked for mention of a fuzzy moustache. That's pretty cute!

She is Queen of the World, and her crown is a butt.

I want to put him in my pocket, but he is ironically too big.

It made me remember my first real hit, and wish I could feel that way again.

Oh how I love you, smash cut to certain death!

"You are an acquired taste……that I just acquired" would make an AMAZING Valentine.

Why don't you marry one?

:chuckles, nervously touches pearls:

It feels like you've been saving that one.