The following exchange:

Loved Diane's commenting on double dipper Maisie - "Dirty, dirty girl!"

Who ISN'T?

I've always found Mr Burns's "I'm shopping!" declaration oddly adorable.

Did Mike singing "More Than a Feeling" remind anyone else of Cool Cats from "Scrubs"?

Not exactly showing my cool factor, but one of my favorite bands to see live is Newfoundland folk-rock band Great Big Sea. So many of their songs are fantastic live. Take "Mari-Mac" - a song that sounds just like a fun little folk song normally, but when performed live has a rapidly increasing tempo with singer…

My favorite live Elvis song is a rendition of "Are You Lonesome Tonight" when he spotted a man in the audience fixing his toupee, and promptly sang, "Do you gaze at your bald spot/and wish you had hair?" And then proceeds to corpse for the rest of the song.

One of my fave pop culture "hangover cure" moments is from "Modern Family", when (underage) Haley comes downstairs in the morning with a massive hangover. Claire whips up some concoction and tells Haley to drink it fast. She does - and immediately runs out to vomit.
Alex: (sniffs glass) Ugh. This is a hangover cure?
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Willy hears ya. Willy don't care.

*J. Walter Weatherman voice*
And that's why you always go to sleep.

The music I listen to at work tends to be old-school. I have a Paul Simon station on Pandora, which I've customized to also include artists from Dean Martin and Nat King Cole to The Temptations and Aretha Franklin to CCR and Bob Marley. I also have a guilty pleasure or two on there (coughNeilDiamondcough). They've…

I'd play the 9 to 5 video game, but only if I could threaten to turn Dabney Coleman from a rooster to a hen with one shot.

Just remember: if they don't accept you-or if they don't get the reference-you don't need people like that in your life!

The one dancing in front of the fan will never not be funny.

Marge: Homer, didn't John seem a little … festive to you?
Homer: Couldn't agree more; happy as a clam.
Marge: He prefers the company of men!
Homer: Who doesn't?

"Cecilia" and "Some Nights don't sound the same! Do they? "Cecilia/You're breaking my heart/You're shaking my confidence daily" "Some nights I stay up cashing in my bad luck/Some nights I call-"
*Bridget Jones Voice* Oh. Holy. Jesus.

Am I the only one who hears/reads the word "Meninists" and wants to sing the "By Mennen" jingle?

Well you can cram it with walnuts, ugly!

The Friends Super Bowl episode has, to me, one of the funniest moments ever: Hans Ramoray, Drake's Evil Twin!
"And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard!"

"It's good to see you, Willy"
*beat* "THAT'S not what ya said the first time ya saw me!"