Is it just me or is Mike's granddaughter aging backward?

Drunk-driving Ash Wednesday
With three Swiss guards in my pope-mobile

Breitbart killah bees on the swarm
Make it rain alt-right on your snowflake dorm

I thought Valerie Harper was the receptionist in the nursing home?

It's an improvement on the original.

They're not in Georgia anymore but I still think you have a great idea. I had an idea about them reaching the Canadian border and learning that the world recovered from the zombies but America didn't because idiots lead here.

The Simpsons' edginess is constrained by the fact that Fox airs them.

One was "Man Sprinkler" the other was "Bullet Tornado"

What if Bill regenerated also because she is half-Time Lord? No one would see that coming!

and algae

I liked the quip about Scots colonizing numerous planets and then agitating for independence

…and I'm all out of bubblegum

Sick burn, dude

No love for the line about blackmail/black male? That was the biggest laugh of the night.

Pretty cool, but no RTJ

What is your opinion on joke theft? Is it ever OK?

Ahhh!! That guy! Fring shanked him for acting uppity. What was his name?

That guy in the black SUV that pulled out was someone from Breaking Bad but I just can't remember who it was off the top of my head and now it's going to keep me from sleep.

He is Bill's father. He seduced her mother, impregnated her and then vanished. She died after Bill was born. Stable time loop ensues.

Flashback nun Cheryl told Soldier Archer to stay quiet because he was in danger, and promptly took his gun to shoot at enemies.