please do!

It's actually for losers but thanks for lying <3

It's like facebook status updates but with more people? And jokes? Also celebrities.

As long as you're a human being and not a spambotic being

Thanks Doc!

Sleater Kinney - A Quarter to Three

Twitter Thread

Crazy, right? My mind was blown when I put the pieces together.

I googled his name and the first result is http://thedevilisasissy.com/ which is the site Lobsters would always plug. Also yeah, the random capitalization is pretty much a dead giveaway.

I gave up trying to figure out Lobsters agessss ago

Seriously, it looks like something Olive Oyl would wear during a goth phase.

At least center it! The asymmetry is not helping at all.

Game of Thrones

Who puts a single hammer on a dress? Cover the whole thing in hammers.

LEFT SHARK 2016

Scott: Okay Todd, is this Tool?
[plays "Everyday" by Buddy Holly]
Todd: Hmmmm maybe? Their earlier stuff, maybe. Ugh, I don't know.

420 NEVER FORGET

awwwwww yes 420 smoke weeds all the time!

This is dumb, and by dumb, I mean great. I don't know why I keep saying the opposite of what I mean, it must be really confusing.

Looooove Qyburn, he's a less hilarious Krieger but a more hilarious Mengele.