"Mother of dragons? Your mother was a dragon in the sack last night!"

For massive - exactly.

Nah, I'm giving up my job as a small-time internet commenter to set up a detective shop in New Orleans.

End it! Both because there's nothing really worthwhile to cover and also because I'm maybe leaving and ending it would coincide nicely with that.

Wiggum repeatedly shooting and missing the gator as the gator just sits there is just the best.

HOLY SHIT!!11 This looks so boring.

Welp, see you guys in the woods

Don't kill me yet! I think I'm starting to come down with Stockholm Syndrome…handsome.

I'll show ye…

It's the muppet known as "Galifianakis" aka Snuffleupagus' stoner brother.

Hell, why not have them all work together? Create a perfect storm of raging assholes.

David O. Russell should direct a movie with Dennis Quaid and Christian Bale called AHHHHHHHHHHH that's just people throwing chairs at each other for 90 minutes

I love that Flav tried to move past it and give the girl a chance but at the end of the day he was just like "lol she shit on my staircase"

Finding out that Jimmy Kimmel is behind something awesome is like constantly finding out that Santa Claus was actually your dad all those times.

What's a woman going to do with superpowers? Make her periods go really
fast?*

She wasn't kissing him, she was spewing thousands of spider eggs down his throat. It's considered a form of affection in many cultures I just made up.

I'm convinced that the final image of the series will be a long shot of Rickon emerging from the ashes, dick swinging low and middle fingers in the air

Bran's storyline would've benefited a ton from having Lil Cersei around to tell him how BORING he is

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Do I have to do anything?

Why are they arresting this guy when they should be arresting everyone who's ever made a "Depends-ables" joke