Forest Whitaker should reprise his role as the spa detective who's only there to investigate the missing pistachios.

Answer: This premium cable network has broadcast such critically-acclaimed shows as Spartacus and Party Down.

I feel dumb regardless of what I'm watching.

Yeah, the characters on Mad Men aren't poor. Poor in moral character maybe, but who gives a dog's shart about that

"Come onnn, baby needs a new pair of shoes!"
"To hell with your spoiled baby, I need those shoes!"

There was a recent story where a guy was harassing a woman on a train, pestering her for her number, and a bunch of women scared him off by loudly singing “Scrubs” at him. I love it when people fight against the
bystander effect.

The commentary for the episodes should just be Will Forte muttering "friggin' Todd" under his breath.

She deserves recognition too! You're a valuable member of the Dunkin team, Kathy.

I've rarely (never) said this before but good job, Boston.

Not only is Short Term 12 decent, it's super decent. Go watch it fool.

Kill List is great, Brie Larson is great, gun-smuggling is great, there's no way this won't be great.

I don't know who this Lizzie Kaplan is but she sounds like a fox. Watch out, Lizzy Caplan!

We've got a couple of Justin Bieber roasters in this thread.

No, George Clooney is the plural form, the singular is George Cloonus. Common mistake.

- Georgia O'Keefe's cousin, Virginia O'Shart

I hear ya, Poulin. In 10th grade art class I spent days trying to make a clay sculpture of an angel that ended up looking like a swamp monster after it went through the kiln and my teacher hated it. Fuck art.

I thought the Webby Awards were awards recognizing my good friend, Webby. She is a spider web, and yes, it is a friends with benefits situation.

Soul mates? Everyone knows that Huell is Saul's one and only.

Ugh Jimmy you idiot why do you have to be such an idiot lawyer, idiot. It's going to be really rough next season watching Kim lose hope for him.

Yeeeeeah anything that cites Christina Hoff Sommers as a source is probably definitely complete bullshit.