Let me guess: Storage Whores?

Some folks might call a network diverse for featuring shows about swingers, swamp people, storage lockers and Norman Bates. I don't think "diverse" is the right word for it, I would use "barfy." A&E is barfy.

[Werner Herzog voice]
Two beautiful creatures trapped in a prison of another's design like a madman lost in a supermarket. One is freed while the other dies alone in a glass tomb, which used to contain farts. Perhaps it is fitting, for what was the butterfly other than a symbol of the boy's innocence that perished…

Actually I've already seen the other ones, maybe I just blocked that stuff out (though tbh, it's easy to forget pretty much everything that happened before the fifth movie)

The babysitter's creepy dad:
Proud of u honey :)

White men have it rough. With all these discussions about race and equal representation, no one ever thinks about the white men anymore. Well actually, people still think about them, but not as much as they used to!

Yeah come on, AV Club. Don't tell me you've never scratched your ear and then ate chicken wings and licked the bbq sauce off your finger only to discover the taste of earwax.

- Don morphs into an actual cigarette and runs away with Ken's eyepatch
- Betty is killed by Glen, who is actually Charles Manson's clone
- Pete glues a bird nest to his head to cover up his baldness
- Roger says something clever then dies after he is crushed by an airplane
- Chauncey returns and flips everyone the bird.…

His friend was probably reaching for his hidden Hozier CD.

I watched the first movie over the weekend and I was surprised how much car talk there was. It was the first time a Fast and the Furious movie made me feel stupid.

This Mad Men coverage is maddening, amirite? I don't know, who cares

But it's Mad Men! On Facebook! It works on so many levels!

When do I get my medal?

Don't blame me, it's Play-Doh's fault! It's always Play-Doh's fault.

Maybe it's like a Grave of the Fireflies situation where kids pretend that the Play-Doh is real food even though it tastes like rocks.

That's a pretty lame-ass title but I suppose everything's going to feel like a disappointment after Spongeknob SquareNuts

Noice.

So is Tyrion going to have any sex scenes this season orrrrrrr

Internet: "I thought you were working on your book?"
GRRM: "Yeah I got one chapter done, I'm just taking a break. Chill."
Internet: "George, you need to stop procrastinating and get this finished."
GRRM: "Stop telling me what to do, YOU'RE NOT MY REAL INTERNET"

I like my pizza like I like my whiskey: puked up in a potted plant.