THANKS OBAMA [rummages for food in dumpster behind Chick-fil-A]

It looks like Lucille Ball if Lucille Ball was half-chameleon. Seriously though, that's amazing. I'm gonna try and steal the head like when Bart stole the head of the Jebediah Springfield statue, wish me luck.

Reeeeeeeallly…
[creates kickstarter for Birth of a Nation animated series]

They have some money, which is still too many money.

Chasing Amy Episode 2: Gay Panic at the Disco
Chasing Amy Episode 3: Slow Down Amy, You're Too Far Ahead. Let Me Catch My Breath for a Sec
Chasing Amy Episode 4: Chased. Or is it Chasen? That's a Word Right?
Chasing Amy Episode 5: Chasen.

Yeah I mean they seemed pretty well-off but after that whole scandal they're likely trailer park bound.

The Honey Boo Boo clan.

John Lithgow as Bill Murray + Spiderman as Andie MacDowell

Heffalumps are creatures that the characters hallucinate when they huff a ton of glue.

Isn't the whole point of twitter to satisfy people's whines for attention? This backlash is dumb.

The Ring 3: Bazringa!

Upvoted because it's the best futurama quote

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John Teti is a poop.

Today we pay our respects to Obits, a band no one has heard of until just now but they seem down to clown so R.I.P

Indiana? I barely know Diana! For real though, fuck Indiana.

Funny you should say that because "Tuesdays are so silly!" was initially going to be Garfield's catchphrase.

"Buy 3, get first 2 for half price"

The Berenstain Bears and the Trouble with Duckfaces

Has anyone thought about Jay Leno? I don't mean for the Daily Show gig, I mean in general. Does anyone think about Jay Leno?

With this announcement it has become clear to me that McDonald's has been building to the moment where a guy rides into the restaurant on his rascal, covered head-to-toe in Big-Mac clothes, to order a bag of egg mcmuffins for dinner. Also, "Eat It" is playing over the speaker.