The main difference between L.A. Walking Dead and regular Walking Dead is that the zombies in L.A. Walking Dead won't be called walkers, they'll be called Vigodas.

I didn't think I was a fan of hers until I realized I liked pretty much everything I've seen/heard from her. And The Sarah Silverman Program is great but that's just me talking, the show was basically tailor-made for my dumb sense of humor.

"A president's gotta have a code…a launch code! Yo Biden, up top"

People will know that shit is about to go down when the band starts playing "The Rains of Caste-amere"

DTF

CNN ISIS Update: ISIS members sleep in oxygen tents which they believe give them sexual powers!

The Walking Dead: Genisys

Jerks 2: Babies

It's Mallrats 2 Week at the A.V. Club!

"I've been drinking vinegar…even before someone paid me to drink vinegar."
"Well the movie's about wine, so…"
"Can it also be about vinegar?"

If your wiener has "rising crust" then you should probably start washing it.

A week or 2 ago, apparently. AVC is blocked at his work, wherever that is (I'm guessing Hot Topic)

RIP Reposted A7X Fan, u were 2 gud 4 this world \m/

This is great! I've always wanted to look like Hamburglar's sex slave.

There's already an island for women, it's called a kitchen island *high-fives Bear Grylls with my penis*

Californiman

Smart idea SNL, there's got to be a huge overlap between fans of Empire and fans of Mumford and Sons.

Man, my mom is gonna be pisssssssed. She was so proud to have something "classy" to watch, now all she has left is TLC.

And that's how I got my new shell. It looks just like the shell I threw out yesterday, and I found it in the same dumpster, but this one had a live raccoon inside! *slurps*

"Wow! Did you see that vase break? It was all like POW POW POW POW"