The OC(togenarian)

This just reminds me of the scene in Team America where Gary infiltrates the terrorist hideout and they're playing the Mos Eisley Cantina theme. So great.

"Throne Together" sounds like a move right out of the Lannister-sutra

This spring, be prepared for "Race of Thrones" with 1000% more Breitbart.

Not the sort of awfulness I expected when I opened an article about racial diversity, but ok

I just finished listening to it and thought it was great. Claudia is still a goddess and Stars seemed like they fit in well. Don't listen to these bummers.

Clearly he's been spending too much time with Gwyneth Paltrow and her good friend, William Joel.

Meatloaf is for the Daytime Emmys.

This whole thing is stupid, there should just be two categories for the Emmys: "Good Shows That Are Actually Good and Not Modern Family" and "Bad Shows That Are Terrible and Make Me Throw Spaghetti at the TV."

I attended an Eyes Wide Shut themed orgy once. While everyone was fucking, Stanley Kubrick sat hunched over a grand piano just playing that one note over and over again. Really got everyone in the mood.

BIOLOGIST #1: hey, what should we name this fish?
BIOLOGIST #2: *looks down pants* Greedo. Let's name it Greedo.

When John Woo was born, did doves fly out of his mother's vagina?

pfft, teenage suicide hasn't been cool since 1988.

"What's deathrolling?"
"It's like skateboarding but half the time someone dies."
"Oh, so it's a little safer than skateboarding."

That's a bummer, here's hoping we get another movie where Karl Urban frowns intently at people.

"You can't escape the payback. Fame is a double-edged sword."
"Isn't that a good thing? You get twice as much sword. Who would want a single-edged sword?"

Girls. Why'd it have to be girls?

I'd be cool with Great Job, Internet just consisting of Harris tributes from here on out.

Perfect pic for a perfect episode. Joe looks like he's filming the sexiest music video of all time.

"There's no world out there."
"Yes, there is! That rat I found in the air filter proves it."
"That rat was a Devil's trick, just like when the Devil made it sound like I was arguing with a pizza guy about what a half hour means."