♪ Gonna be rich ♪
♪ Gonna buy a real belt ♪
♪ And burn off my skin tags ♪

Internet: "Sorry George, you can't go to Comic-Con, you have to finish your book."
GRRM: "But Captain America is going to be there! I'll finish it when I get back, I promise."
Internet: "Geeeoooorgggggge…"
GRRM: "Ugh, FINE I'll do it." *drags himself up the stairs, slams bedroom door*

Do the elderly count as people?

PROS:
- Ron Funches
CONS
- Chris D'Elia
- Everything else
- Chris D'Elia

Well done, George Clooney would be proud.

I wonder what a George Clooney produced turd looks like, I bet it's grey and smells like a coatroom.

That's going to be uh, you know, a fascinating transition (for Community)

"See, I'm a man of faith. I believe in Gosh and his son Jeepers and the Holy Ghost, who is here supporting me."

More like URANUS! Fun fact: The original name for Uranus was "Buttholia"

To be fair, that was something he dreamt after falling asleep watching Die Hard With a Vengeance

No way Mark Wahlberg is a real psychic, if he was then he would've stopped himself from doing Planet of the Apes.

You mean like 900/11???

If real psychics are out there then they would've prevented 9/11, but it STILL HAPPENED. So either a) real psychics don't exist or b) they do exist and were paid by the Bush administration to stay silent.

Laurence Fishburne was the first choice for the narrator but he couldn't commit because was too busy narrating a documentary about fish-burning.

Sooooooooooooo regular coverage?

I loved PFT trying to goad Scott into saying "Morch" again

Nice parallel! Skinner + Crandall's relationship is definitely something that Hey Arnold! could've done.

…
My cat's breath smells like cat food

Very similar to another great Ralph line, "I heard your dad went into a restuarant and ate all the food in the restuarant and they had to close the restaurant."

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