"I went to a public school in Mississippi. They told us the dinosaurs went extinct because an asteroid turned them gay."

I don't think Scorsese is right for this project, it would be better suited for someone like Roman Polanski.

Money is no issue for the omnipotent feminist cabal.

All-Nicolas Cage Ghostbusters

I'm sure there are people who enjoyed Mallrats but I can't imagine anyone, anywhere, being excited for the possibility of a sequel. Except for Kevin Smith.

I can understand being defensive when someone is critical of something you like, but I will never understand being pissed at other people for liking something. And with this level of persistence? It's insanity.

It's one thing to make specific complaints about her articles, it's another thing to just post "ugh Cameron please go away you're the worst" which I've seen a lot of folks do.

lol like these people actually read the column before they whine about it

Was this the episode where Titus got negative one dollar from the ATM? That was my favorite bit.

This is awesome news, hopefully he'll do a live performance of the Hollywood Facts theme.

If you can have wet dreams, can you also have wet nightmares? Like if you're dreaming/nightmaring about a vampire ripping off your face and then you wake up and you're like "oh shit, I have to change my sheets"

I had a dream last night where I met Taylor Swift on a cruise and I was charming as fuck, we chilled in her cabin and talked about cave drawings.

Oh yeah totally I love those movies, I can't wait to see more *tries to read writing on hand* Stair Whores

How very appropriate since listening to Slipknot's music is like being stabbed in the head hahaha please don't hurt me RepostedA7XFan

My next clue came at 4:15, when the clock stopped. And another came two hours later at 4:15, when I discovered the murdered body of Amy's dead, deceased corpse.

YAS QUEEN

Ilana's g-spot face + the sound of Maeby splashing around in there is something I wish I could replay over and over again

"I give no fucks"
"I hate fucks, they're the worst."

They should've gone with my idea of a Glen spinoff/prequel series not unlike Bates Motel where he grows up to become Ted Bundy.

I'm laughing because this is like the geekiest version of "don't try this at home." If the AV Club had a Jackass-style show, this would totally be their first stunt.