Honey Boo Boo's mom as the female blob.

They'll probably just put Eddie Murphy in a blob suit.

I read the headline picturing Mario Lopez and I'm coming away disappointed.

This reminds me of the time I got on the set of E.T. by disguising myself in a hazmat suit and Spielberg kept trying to kiss me on the mouth

Ghost(o)(o)

*David Hasselhoff drunkenly eats a burger off of a dead shark*
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Zoolander 2: Electric Zoogalander

I thought he was more into purge-watching.

Pinot Noir, you're a star, listen to Tom Berengar

The AV Club
Well, that's the end of me

"Who are you to demand anything? I run this town! You're just a bunch of low-income nobodies!"
"Election in November, election in November."
"What? Again? This stupid country."

It annoyed me at first but it's really grown on me, like some kind of Stockholm syndrome.

Looks like Supergirl is getting her grad photos taken.

I can't keep up with these actors and their generic, handsomey names. Garrett Hedlund, Logan Lerman, Luke Evans, Liam/Chris Hemsworth, its like they got their stage names out of an A&F catalogue. Just a bunch of hunks.

One of the best conversation starters is asking someone if they've listened to any good books lately.

He hit him fairly hard, if I recall. Also fairly hard: me when it happened

I did a double take when I saw her name, thought for sure her acting career was DOA after her Magic Mike "performance" (I hesitate to call it a performance because she did basically zero performing)

Well DUH

I mean I'm pretty sure it's happening, Pixar would be stupid not to capitalize on the fact that Hollywood is sporting a supersized boner for superhero movies

Buzz Fleshlightyear (it vibrates)