How can you all vote for 30 Rock, there weren't even any rocks on that show. It's utterly rockless.

I still remember falling asleep watching Gandhi in class and dreaming about John Goodman shooting fireworks out of his giant robot dick, that was a great afternoon

"Well, I guess it could be worse!" - Substitute teacher who couldn't pronounce "Nguyen" that one time

So he was slowly morphing into Maggie Smith?

I heard some sexy rumors about her past, apparently she was a hamburger phone sex operator for a while.

I was surprised too, he looks pretty doughy up there.

I don't blame him, if it were up to me there would've been an hour-long loop of the song playing in the background for the entire episode.

"Remember Me as a Time of Day" in the pilot, the show won me over right off the bat.

They screwed up by not calling it the Kwik-E-Kart, boy I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

The Guest was awesome and Dan Stevens was awesomely menacing in it, so now I'm interested in this thing. Great.

Chewbacca's pussy?

Ugh I'm tired of all this politeness and halfassedness, can we just get Eric Andre to host the Oscars and turn it into the outright shitshow that everyone clearly wants it to be?

Especially Rockadoodle.

Every Don Bluth movie had the power to traumatize a young child, the guy was basically the boogeyman.

I'm particularly fond of Leela's delivery of "That's stupid" so I try to use it every chance I get.

If someone time-travelled from the 50s and wanted to see what futuristic 21st century life was like, that is what we would show them.

If they're anything like popcorn shrimp I wouldn't be able to resist them either. No biggie, I know there are many apes out there that probably look like me.

"I wish they'd just wipe out humanity and get it over with. It's the waiting I can't stand."
"That's stupid."

FINALLY this is all I've ever wanted from this miserable show! God bless you, Internet.

Agreed, and if we can't get trained acrobats up there, I'd be more than willing to volunteer. I'm no Cirque de Soleil performer but I can shit like one.