Encyclopedia more like encyclopoodia, should you stop reading dumb books and turn on the tv instead? Stay with us.

Linklater more like Linknow amirite, this guy is really keeping busy with all these new projects. More on that after the break, this is Entertainment Tonight.

Sweet Zombie Jesus, Hermes gets so many great lines in that episode.

Want: DON'T TREAD ON ME right on my butt

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?

The only thing missing from the finale was a flashforward of Animal Control Harris joining Phish as the sixth member of the band.

ICK

I'm generally a fan of Linklater's but I swear if I have to endure another Slacker I will lob off my own Manhood

I heard in sex-ed class that girls have a girl penis, I think it's called a "bagina"

Boyhood 2: Mason Takes Manhattan

What a neat idea! This sounds like the perfect honeymoon hotel for me and my Sailor Jupiter body pillow.

Beautifully put. I've actually been revisiting some old Harris clips and found that it's a lot easier to cope with loss if you're listening to someone as funny as Harris.

Yeah that's been happening to me a lot lately, curse my raging libido

God, this finale is going to reduce me to a sobbing, snot-soaked mess. Like Six Feet Under x1000

I know for a fact that racism still exists. MLK said that you shouldn't judge people by the color of their skin but rather by the content of their character, yet I'm seeing comments where people are complaining about old white men. MLK did not die for this injustice!

I honestly can't remember being this much of a wreck over a celebrity dying. Robin Williams and PSH last year were rough but Harris's was personal in a way that will be particularly difficult to shake off

Maybe Ice Chris can be there, too.

Yeah, I gotta admit, I was getting a little turned on by the sound of Harris sucking his own dick.

Man, Scott's intro was brutal. You could clearly tell how heartbroken he was and how difficult it was for him to carry on.

CHARLIZE THERON: "Elvis couldn't be here tonight. Because he's still dead. So I will accept this award on his behalf!"