Better question: Is there anyone here who doesn't look at pornography? I bet even Elegant Victorian Lady hops on Xtube every once in a fortnight.

Way harsh, Vaudy. Way harsh.

Grim Raper actually happens to be my Xbox Live screen name

more like purrvy obit

Yeah, the Grim Reaper has had it out for me even since I kinda accidentally sexually assaulted him a couple of times.

Oh excellent! I've got tons of friends…who would be honored…to do that for me…

I watched Magic Mike a while ago and I was surprised because despite hearing how raunchy the movie was, there wasn't a single dick in it. I mean there was one case of silhouette dick, but who's gonna get off to that? Alfred Hitchcock?

All sex scenes should be like the sex scenes in MacGruber, just a whole lot of grunting

Hermes's suicide attempt slays me every time, bless you Futurama.

I'd willingly put a tapeworm in my butt if it meant I didn't have to sit through a party of trust fall exercises and Apprentice TVDs

I don't think anything else this season is going to be more hilarious to me than Ben bringing a calzone to a pie-making competition and getting interrupted by a bunch of MRAs

Every episode of Better Call Saul should be 95% Bob Odenkirk lawyering and 5% Michael McKean space blanket

"I'm worried what you heard was "Give me a lot of stale breadsticks." What I said was "Give me all the stale breadsticks you have."

It's a bummer that "franch" isn't a real thing because if it was I would be saying it all the damn time. FRANCH! It's like Honey Boo Boo's mom trying to say "French"

a div-horse?

Stacy512 always and forever <3

I agree with you except replace 'Chris Pratt" with "Jennifer Lawrence" and "loveable rogue" with "person in a movie"

Surprised that "gay panic" was only brought up twice in this review. Rabin would be disappointed.

If I joined Twitter it would mainly consist of me shouting dumb jokes into the void, followed by no one except maybe a few spam bots. So basically just like on here.

Yeah well when I get famous I'm gonna take up residence at a children's hospital. Those kids will be so sick of me! Also, of cancer.