Not often enough!

Thanks to this episode, whenever I tell someone they have my undivided attention, I immediately start humming "Turkey in the Straw"

No Flim-Flam? PASS

I'm gonna hold out for The Tenacious Ten

He'll be playing the local podiatrist, of course

This may be the interview to end all interviews, unless Scott & Scott ever get to interview U2.

I have Twitter and I'm constantly an asshole on there so I'm probably not long for this world. By the way, my handle is @realDonaldTrump if anyone wants to follow

"Summer Nights" melody + Sub-Nickelback vocals = #1 single apparently

Whaaaaaat Puddle of Mudd are still a thing? Didn't they have one song and it was terrible?

"I just came to tell you Zoidberg is great. He's got male jelly coming out the wazoo!"
"Well that is where it comes out…"

You're friends with Ilana??

Do you ever get hair from your head stuck in your butt crack in the shower?

He reaches between my legs and pulls on the blue string… what! And… a gently pulls my tampon out and tosses it into the nearby toilet. Holy fuck. Sweet mother of all… Jeez.

Ron getting stood up at JJ's broke my cold crusty heart. Leslie better have made it up to him by buying him all the bacon and eggs.

They'll attain peak douchiness with their single, "Your Body's Alice in Wonderland"

I did know that! And Andy Samberg apparently played matchmaker, which totally makes up for That's my Boy

The girls from Broad City and the guys from Key & Peele should date so they can make babbies and Comedy Central can make a show about them. It'll be called The Key to Broad a-Peele.

Yeah, I mean I think it's decent but if this is their last record ever (like ever ever) I'm gonna be kinda bummed.

Blank Blank Into Your Mouth: the Rod Stewart Story

I watched that reality show they did 10 years ago R U The Girl where they got a bunch of girls to compete against each other to become the third member of TLC, except the winner didn't actually get to become the third member they just got to perform guest vocals on a song from their new album. So it was a pretty…