UPDATED: Seth Rogen tweets that New Jersey smells like a butt, Chris Christie responds

Only who can prevent forest fires?

I had no problem calling him a crazy delusional asshole before but apparently he's been saying some suicidal stuff which is notttttttttt cool. Truly and sincerely hope he gets some help.

Just because it's a hopelessly bleak show about the zombie apocalypse doesn't mean you can't do a little comedy in the background. Throw a pie or two, for God's sake!

I should watch this show. The live episode of Getting Doug With High Andre did where he brought a dog onstage singlehandedly made 2014 for me.

How much you wanna bet Nathan Rabin sings this everyday at the Dissolve office.

The movie would get 3 stars, dat ass would get 2 thumbs up and a possible spanking motion if he's buzzed enough.

Never underestimate the economic power of middle-aged moms and irony-obsessed twentysomethings.

"Wait, so Scarlett Yohansson was an alien? I think I fell asleep at that part. She's a pretty lady, 3 stars"

It gets my award for Best Ending That Confused My Dad. Snowpiercer is a close second.

Is this an episode of Being Friends with Adam Scott? *plays a few seconds of "Thank You For Being a Friend"*

Too soon Pervy, too soon

Instead of the ghost of Dexter's dad lecturing him and giving him advice, it'll be the ghost of Christine Cavanaugh.

"Morbo demands an answer to the following question: If you saw delicious candy in the hands of a small child would you seize and consume it? "
"Uh, well, I, uh … the question is-is vague. You don't say what kind of candy, whether anyone is watching or, uh…At any rate, I certainly wouldn't harm the child."

Having just watched the movie last week, I can now say that the fact that Carrie Coon wasn't recognized anywhere by anyone is wicked stupid.

"Academy Award nominated The Lonely Island" is now something I will be saying all the time, forever.

"I have to use the little girl's room…oh my god that's rape culture, right there!"

FRAMKEEEEEEEEE Kumail's whole deal with his GoPro was gold and completely necessary.

*throws @disqus_LcyxfrqSt0:disqus out of a moving van*

Always a joy to see the A.V. Club's resident buzzkill pop up to argue with everyone