Thank God community grades are back!

You'll all feel really dumb when Brendanawicz shows up in the finale driving a tank through Pawnee to save the town from a giant praying mantis (in 2017 I imagine humanity will be enslaved by giant praying mantises.) Reeeeeally dumb.

The Bourne Obesity

This is terrible, I can't support this. I hate shirts with a lot of writing on them because people always stop you so they can try to read them. Soooooo annoying. What's this about suicide?

Can someone who's seen the film tell me if there's a scene where Paddington sticks his dick in a jar of marmalade and performs autofellatio

There was nothing in Al Capone's vault
But it wasn't Geraldo's fault.
…
D'oh!

The show needed less hacky North Korea jokes and more Kristen Wiig stumbling over a half-assed De Niro impression. Way more.

Chained together in HipsterDBag's secret ska dungeon.

Urge to kill rising…

Sean, will you teach me more about this…what is it? A new way?

So what you're saying is I should provide a link to deviantART in my email to Liam Neeson?

I know that feeling all too well. Every so often I fantasize about what a David Milch Gotham series would be like.

Party Down Ghostbusters is the BEST idea. How is there not a Funny or Die video of this

Also yes.

This should be the top comment on every Ghostbusters newswire until this movie is made.

Less boring choices like Mel McC and Emma Stone and more interesting choices like Cecily Strong and Jillian Bell please.

I had an idea for a movie that combined Taken with The Grey, where Liam Neeson's daughter is taken by wolves and sold into sex slavery for other wolves.

His daughter? Little Red Riding Hood.

Too Many Cooks

Dude, comment/upvote ratios mean nothing and they mean even less than nothing when everyone thinks you're a genocidal nutcase. Honestly, I think it would help if you took a breather from the site.

"Wouldn't it be funny if that girl got raped by, like, me right now?"