I'm surprised that Trumpy and Piers Morgan were seen in a room together, I honestly thought they were both just one gaping asshole that shit would constantly fall out of.

I didn't care for it either but Tom Cruise was waaayyy good in it, surprisingly. Certainly better than whatever Julianne Moore was doing (Seriously, I love you girl, but what the hell was that?)

It was cute enough but there was definitely potential for more cuteness. Also, it was kinda weird-looking. I'd say a C+ is accurate.

Her voice work as Dexter always amazed me. She took that voice to some weird, hilarious places. RIP.

Every year on Christmas, my mom puts a little felt Santa ornament on the tree, something she made in an arts and crafts class when she was younger. The teacher gave her a C+ for it, so we always referred to it as the "C+ Santa." I am willing to bet that A.A. Dowd was visited by the C+ Santa a lot as a child.

double ಠ_ಠ

Broad City Pilot: Eh. Not a fan. Maybe I'll watch more later. C

I just watched 22 Jump Street last night and also thought it was super funny. Crushing way hard on Jillian Bell, she better return for the threequel.

Oh man, this is just like opening up a window in your advent calendar except instead of finding some delicious chocolate, it's milky, creamy shit. And I am truly grateful for that. Merry Shitmas, y'all.

I'm not going to see it in theaters, but I might consider checking it out if it hits Netflix at some point and I don't feel like watching anything else. That's what real freedom is about motherfuckers.

God, PFT poking fun at Scott's pirate-sounding accent was the greatest thing ever.

He has a penis you can see?

The UTU2TM commentary episode is the be-all and end-all of podcast episodes.

Great, now I'm even sadder than I already was.

The Maurice Sendak two-part interview was transcendent.

Personally, I always hoped WW3 would start after someone assassinated the members of Franz Ferdinand.

That's not Willie Nelson, silly! It's the gypsy woman from Drag Me to Hell.

If they get Michael Cera as Boba Fett then they also need to get David Cross as a giant alien mole.

It's not enough that they stopped reviewing it, but now they have to rub salt in the wound by casually shitting all over it. It's like The AV Club is staffed by a bunch of Stelio Kontoses.

Alright, alright. I see you've played Knifey-Simpsons referencey before.