Upvoted for applying roman numerals to a Fast and Furious sequel.

The Screen Actors Guild loved Birdman
Birds lay eggs
Eggs are used to make Eggs Benedict
I had a dream once where I had Eggs Benedict during brunch with Tom Hanks
Tom Hanks was in Apollo 13 with Kevin Bacon
BOOM

The only albums I thoroughly enjoyed all the way through were NP's Brill Bruisers, Sugar Stems' Only Come Out at Night (which everyone should check out, pronto) and White Lung's Deep Fantasy. If I had to pick from one of those, I would probably go with Deep Fantasy. That album is suuuuuper tight.

Here we gooooo, in order from good to good.

Cloud Nothings - "I'm Not Part of Me"
Sugar Stems - "We Only Come Out at Night"
Against Me! - "FUCKMYLIFE666"
Bleeding Rainbow - "So You Know"
Fucked Up - "Paper the House"
CHVRCHES - "Dead Air" or "Get Away"
White Lung - "Drown With the Monster"
New Pornographers "Fantasy Fools"
Interpol - "All the Rage Back Home"
Cayetana -…

God, Tom Cavanagh is so great on this show. He's able to exude more mystery than 10,000 pick-up artists combined.

If there was a Reverse Santa would he wear a yellow suit instead of a red one?

Ferngully von Trapp

Agreed. I thought it was hilarious during the interview when he mentioned that his kids constantly give him shit for his big ears.

Corey Haim, of course. That's the only reason they invite him, the guy's got a MASSIVE chip stash.

It's one of his favorite guilty pleasure movies, every other Friday night he gets together with his pals Buddha and Corey Haim so they can watch and laugh at it.

God has forgiven him, but only for The Happening. Mayyyyybe for Planet of the Apes.

I'm happy either way, honestly.

Is FREE PUSSY the name of Free Willy's girlfriend?

That Globe and Mail interview is also notable for Sorkin repeatedly showing the interviewer how to high-five because he was "sick of girls who don't know how to high-five properly." Yup.

Or they could just smoooothly dub over some of her lines.

Bill Murray more like Bill Purray! That joke will be $100 million, please.

Oh my god that's amazing. He's the Jerry Gergich of Earwolf and my new hero.

"Now it's time for a little something we call Plugs."
*Closin' up the plug bag bee bo bee bo bee bo…*

Poor Engineer Cody Cody, just can't catch a break.