Kenan is a gift, you shut your stupid mouth

We don't have anything in common. Look at these records: Jim Nabors, Glen Campbell, the Doodletown Pipers. Now look at her records - They stink!

Wait, Coldplay did 9/11?!? Fuck, I knew it was either them or Matchbox Twenty.

I mean she's no Macklemore, but who is?

The V.D. Club
filled with heads of incompetent cunts

I broke the internet with my butt once, now I have dial-up farts. It's really unpleasant.

Chicken Soup for the DBag's Soul

Someone should check Cosby's accusers to see if they have any incriminating pudding pop tattoos.

Wait, his name's Bing Crosby? I've been calling him Crandall!

It makes more sense when you consider her full name, Keyser Sosie Bacon.

I give it 8 delicious rocks out of 10.

I voted for it as best comedy in the AV Club reader poll thingy. I ain't no goddamn liar.

I thought it was pretty stellar personally but the same could also be said about any of the other episodes, this season was soooooo good.

Zack, I think you made a mistake. There's only one minus in that grade.

I'm really glad that first paragraph was included, hopefully these allegations inspire more women to come forward. All the kudos to Gaga for speaking out.

More than anything else I want a supercut of dramatic close-up eyebrow-raising moments.

I saw a lost Dali painting in the background of Hulk Hogan's sex tape. I've never been harder than I was at that moment.

When are we going to get our fuckin' t-shirts?

No, you're thinking of Why Won't Girls Pay Attention to Me? Easy mistake to make.

The Nose Pickers - "Forgot to Shower" from their album Why Don't Girls Like Me?