Album of the year! C+

Featuring Bradley Cooper as the voice of Theodore Bonkers.

Would somebody please tell this insufferable child to…GOD

Tom Hooper should change the title to The Dutch Girl given how many Dutch angles are probably going to be in it.

Snitches get stitches! *Vic Mackey brings out sewing machine*

I'll absolutely stand with you on that. The only time I've ever found him funny was the recent CBB he did with Claudia O'Doherty, though that might be because fake Australian accents are my comedy kryptonite.

SEXTUPLE SPOILER ALERT
A lot of us don't have enough energy in the morning.

QUINTUPLE SPOILER ALERT
I only masturbate 3 1/2 times a day.

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I've never written an obit.
DOUBLE SPOILER ALERT
I don't even know what an obit is.
TRIPLE SPOILER ALERT
Some people tell me it's something you find in a newspaper.
QUADRUPLE SPOILER ALERT
I don't know what that is either.

That's what they all said about The Paper Bag Princess too.

I will not rest until I see a lightsaber chainsaw, goshdammit.

Isn't that what they meant? DM = Diarrhea Mailbox = the human butthole

Woozle wuzzle?

Dame Judi Dench

Maybe now that his show's cancelled he can return to SH and the show can be good again!

*Guy in Eeyore costume walks out of FurryCon, head hung in defeat as sad Charlie Brown music plays*

The joke was originally going to involve him slinking into his muumuu but then I remembered he lost a bunch of weight :(

*Jerry Ferrara hides under a garbage can*

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST SYMPHONY

I bet to everyone's parents, CSI is the uncool version of NCIS, like it's lame even for them. "You still watch CSI?? Get with the times, old man! NCIS is where it's at!"