I, Rectum starring Jaden Smith

As soon as I clicked on an article about a Constantine tv show, I knew I was in Pussyville.

Literally the funniest thing I've read on here all week. Oh idiotking, please never change.

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We've tried nothin' and we're all out of ideas.

Yes, those people may shit their dicks as they please.

Bears. Beating off. Battlestar Galactica.

Well obviously they're important to you since they're your own only contact with the outside world.

Hilarious that people are shitting their dicks over this when only like 10-15 people tend to comment on after hours newswires.

I might be wrong, but I think it's some kind of boat? Am I close?

I bet you're fun at funerals.

OH MY GOD STOP WITH THIS

Everyone's throwing out their ideal funeral songs yet nobody has said TOO MANY COOKS? You people don't deserve funerals.

I don't know if we have more trolls now than we did then but I know the site has a greater propensity for publishing articles that touch on contemporary social issues (i.e. "clickbait") and tend to bring out the buttholery in certain people.

"Listen to this song, it will totally change your life."

Hello darkness my old friend…

Mom: "I can see the nice young man really wants those little fish. Nevertheless, I'll bid 23 million."
Fry: "One jillion dollars."
*bidders gasp*
Auctioneer: "Sir, that's not a number."
*bidders gasp again*

Silence! I concur.

Back in our day, we didn't have quantifiable means of validation! We had to assume everyone hated us unless explicitly told otherwise! Also, we wore The Onion A.V. Club belts, which was the style at the time!

Feliz Navidad! That's "congratulations" in Spanish, right? Eh close enough

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ladies feel inadequate!

No, all the characters will be dead except for Jaime and Brienne, who will spend the movie philosophizing and wandering around King's Landing, Before Sunset style.