What.

Hannibal should do a bit about gun control, maybe then people will start taking it seriously.

Yeah, whatever. Guess I'm not all smart like you.

I'm not gonna watch it, but I am gonna write about it in my gournal.

Roger's gasp totally made that scene for me.

RoboCop a Feel

"Well professor, it appears your crappy robots still malfunction when they drink milk."
"You're a lunatic with a madman's dream of a milkproof robot!"

Seriously, it's like the Gigli of Christmas songs.

Tyler Durden: "First rule of NSA Club is: you do not talk about NSA Club. The second rule of NSA Club is: you do NOT talk about NSA Club. Got it?"

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Looks like Old Sourpuss is up to his old tricks again.

That show isn't going anywhere, it's the #1 show among MRAs (at least until Entourage gets rebooted)

He's gonna be stuck in the dreaded sisterzone FOREVER

Lisa: I like you too, Milhouse, but not in that way. You're more like a big sister.

The A.V. Club
Why would you like me? No girls like me! Are you wearing a wire?

Nah I'm alright, I don't really keep up with ratings or new shows or anything like that. Besides, I already retired as champion of last year's cancellation league (I actually don't know who won, but in my mind I was the winner)

You guys are doing a cancellation league this year? lollllll last year I also had The Mindy Project as one of my picks. Fox is indeed dumb.

Sean just doxxed Dr. Clint Handsome! So much for ethics in pop culture journalism! #AVCgate

Nolan movies have always been really loud. Remember the eardrum-shattering Insomnia? It was like geez Al Pacino, we get it, you can't sleep. You don't need to keep SHOUTING at people.

Based on the novel 8===D~~ by O: