I know it's such a dumb gag, but Fry throwing the net over the real Leela instead of the horse mimic Leela gets me every goddamn time.

You have 2 options. You can spend all your comments on an A.A. Dowd "C+" t-shirt, or you can wait for 50k to spend on the grand prize: a Cameron Esposito doll.

Every time I stumble on a line, I have to go "nope, let's do it again" and start from the very beginning.

Same for me but it has managed to replace the Hollywood Facts theme song, and for that I am grateful.

I'm B8, I've got the penis of a man!

Not a lot of people know this (because no one likes to talk about it) but on every September 11th since the attacks, a group of 9/11 orphans gather in front of ground zero to sing "It's the Hard-Knock Life"

The first 5 minutes of every episode involving Ichabod scoffing at modern society should just be the show. Instead, we just get Henry squatting in his lair/wizard cabin concocting dumb evil things to throw at Abbie and Ichabod and then them dealing with it. That's literally every episode now. I guarantee there'll be a…

This is pussy-lickin' good news. I was watching the "Pussy Weed" episode of Broad City the other day and was incensed that they didn't even use the word once in the episode.

"Harleen Quinzel" sounds like Harley Quinn as interpreted by John Travolta.

The A.V. Club
that nervous fella

Lisa: “You've done a lot of crazy stuff over the years and she stood by you. Why would she leave you now?”
Homer: “‘Cause there's lots of stuff she doesn't know about!”
Lisa: “You mean like your poker shack out in the swamp?”
Homer: “Uh-huh.”
Lisa: “She knows.”

Damn kids. Get your naked bodies off my lawn! Seriously, I'm tired of picking your pubes out of my rake.

Sorry guys, Futurama ended with "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings" for me. I'm always going to be an emotional wreck.

I think I would've felt happier seeing Seymore get hit by a garbage truck than knowing he had to live the rest of his life in utter loneliness.

That makes sense since they found his ipod playing "When She Loved Me" on repeat.

Andy consults Sid, who has become the Hannibal Lecter of toys, to find some twisted fucker who's killing all the toys and using their parts to make, like, a toy suit. Or something. Whatever, I've got three years to think this through.

*Gawker leaks Tarantino's secret list of actors' shoe sizes, film is cancelled forever*

Furious Episode 7

I hope you gave him an A— on the course evaluation.

Professor Farnsworth's was weird too. He sounded more like a lovely old lady than a mad scientist.