Freemium isn't free
No, there's a hefty fuckin' fee
And if you don't throw in your buck o'five
Who will?

I really hope there's a scene where modern-day Hitler watches a Downfall video. And he's not even mad, he just chuckles at it. "I look so funny in this you guys!"

He looks like he's playing Walter White in a Breaking Bad porn parody. Pre-cancer, I mean, when there wasn't any ass-play yet.

We don't need no fuckin' Deadwood reunion, give Fahey a scene with Dickie Bennett and we'll finally get our precious SCIENCE TEAM REUNION <3

"I got five pieces of candy!"
"I got a chocolate bar!"
"I got a quarter!"
"I got rock hard" *erection poking through hole in sheet*

On that note: It's the Great Blumpkin, Charlie Brown

Sometimes he would refer to it as "Feminazi Power" and then make fart noises. His dolls never sold well.

"Girl power? How about Boy Power? Girls drool! Man, why am I even here? This is seriously eating into my Mario 64 time"

I gotta say, out of all the Spice Girls, MRA Spice was probably my least favorite. He wasn't even a girl!

Rev. Lovejoy: “Your son has been working in a burlesque house.”

Snapchat celebrities? Oh shove it up your peehole, social media.

"Chuck Noblet taking over for David Letterman" has surpassed "Mo'Nique winning an Oscar" on the list of Things That Make Me Jizz My Pants Upon Reading.

What people should realize is that most of the later tweets were actually written by a team of ghostwriters.

Brother: I'm sorry, I can't do this.

I'll be sure to refer to your comment when I tell my parents about this.

*altar boy slowly backs away*

It's also Dr. Drew's safe word.

You'll get to 10k a lot sooner if you comment to the point of ubiquity. I didn't, which is why it took 4 years.

Ha! Look at this loser with his 9500 internet comments, what a noob.

Leave it to Disqus to ruin a milestone.