I always get so emotional during these things *wipes away tear*

I missed it! Can he do it again?

Just going to get this out of the way: this is my 10,000th comment! I know the ideal thing to do would be to post a long-ass poem or create a Pervy Audience of the Apocalypse account, but I'm gonna use this space to say thank you to you fine folks in the comments. These past 4-ish years have been super swell, and I…

Or both, as will be the case with (500) Days of MODOK.

The NoPhone can also be used to make yourself seem busy to random strangers, which is also something I already do with my regular phone.

Sometimes if I don't have my phone with me I'll whip out my limp dick and slap it around a bit, people seem to get the hint and leave me alone.

This is great! Now whenever someone tries to engage in conversation with me, I'll just whip out my NoPhone and pretend to be busy even though I'm doing literally nothing. Oh wait, I already do that with my regular phone.

People who wear sunglasses all the time (even indoors) are usually hiding the fact that they have no eyeballs and therefore can't see that everyone thinks they're total douchers.

They could be commenting right under your nose.

"NOOOOOOO my home! All my sunglasses were in there!"

Looks like this love story…
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…has an unhappy ending.

Marge: Next to spring and winter, fall is my absolute favorite season. Just look at all this beautiful foliage!
Lisa: It's not "foilage," mom, it's foliage. Fo-liage.
Marge: That's what I said! Foilage. It doesn't take a nucular scientist to pronounce "foilage."

The A.V. Club
This place is emptier than a Scottish pay toilet.

*brain floats out of head*

The first season will end with them leaving the island on a raft only to get stopped by a group of strangers who take away their rum ham. RUM HAAAAAMMMM

You do whatever you want, I don't care. I'm too busy putting Halloween candy in ziploc bags so parents will think it's poison.

Nah I'm just being a scrooge, if you want to creep kids the fuck out and scar them forever then by all means don't let me ruin your fun.

Spot on. Also, it looks like he's doing the Monster Mash, which wouldn't be terrifying if he wasn't the only one doing it.

That header image. It's like…a group of old creepy gay guys bought some costumes from a thrift shop and decided the best way to spend Halloween would be to walk through neighborhoods holding hands and staring at trick-or-treaters. NIGHTMARES

ohhhh like those Fox News pundits, ok gotcha.