Holy shit that sounds like the biggest mess of all time, I need to see it.

There's a live version of it and it sounds pretty bitchin' http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Dude there's like a 7 minute scene of Harry Ellis jerking off in the women's washroom, it's pretty hard to miss.

On my kid's first birthday I'm gonna show them A Serbian Film and say to them "You see this, Poon Unit (I'm gonna name them Poon Unit)? This is how bad you could have it."

I can just imagine the steampunk *shudders*

If my years spent burning the underoos off action figures have taught me anything, it's that those guys are packing some serious melted plastic in there.

There's something wrong with my Florida Mom figure :(

My spidey sense is tingling! Anybody call for a webslinger?

Not me! I'm just a 28 year old nurse looking for love.

The other half focused exclusively on Chinese smog. Groot was supposed to be a real treehugger.

Are people getting flagged for making puns? What did we do to deserve this pun-ishment?

He should at the very least be lauded for his ability to side-spit through his teeth.

*attempts it, ruins shirt*

Seriously, how the fuck do you do that?

Since Michael B. Jordan wasn't there I imagine at some point a large group of self-satisfied hipster white guys shouted "WHERE'S WALLACE" to the point where they had to be escorted out of the building and continued shouting in the streets until an unprecedentedly white riot broke out.

Jon Snow: "Why are we walking like this?"

*camera turns to reveal Jon Snow and Wildlings not climbing the wall, but walking horizontally*

Why would you look up "16 year old wanna be hookers or something like that" when you could just go to any high school Halloween party? That's, like, Hebephilia 101.

Mark the Chinese Lawyer! http://i37.tinypic.com/30wk…

Deal.

Linda Ronstadt

I remember seeing a bunch of kids lining up to get their picture taken with a cardboard cutout of Ronald McDonald, so maybe?

Maybe they have coulrophilia.

I honestly don't think people are really that afraid of clowns, they just say they are because it's the "cool" fear to have. Like, I think there's a difference between people who have coulrophobia, who are deathly afraid of clowns, and people who were just like "I hate clowns, they're really creepy and I had…