Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown! I'm leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in the clowning business.

He's easily the most talented street rat of all the street rats I know (which is a lottttt)

Phil and Lem working at NASA should be a show on its own. Seriously, how am I just hearing about this now?

Lurking: Sometimes you have to dip your toes in, other times you just have to stare at the water for a while because it looks kinda deep and you're not a very good swimmer.

He was ON A DIET!

Etsy! Wait, uhhh, I mean porn.

It's not their fault, Siri was totally asking for it.

And college girls! Don't forget the college girls!

The ghosts she fights are the ghosts of babies that died from preventable illnesses.

If you're gonna develop a sitcom you should try to keep Chuck Lorre out of it because he's just going to ruin it by perpetuating lazy monster stereotypes like the idea that monsters sleep under children's beds or that they only drive monster trucks.

Tit-to-tit? You mean like sumo wrestlers? I think I'd be down for that.

A limerick burn! Oh the pain, the whimsical pain.

There once was a man named O'Neal
Who went about copping a feel.
He slapped Cumming on the ass
Cumming thought he was making a pass
And later that night he sealed the deal.

I know I haven't really commented here but I just wanna say thanks Brandon for doing these reviews and @disqus_wallflower:disqus for his reviews as well. It's been swell revisiting this show, really. Oh and one more thing…

YEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHH

He hates kids but he wouldn't dare part with his collection of blood-stained Spiderman undies.

Even the women? Damn, that's one handsome country.

I feel like you have a point but on the other hand if your hack-terrorist group has Turkish Ron Swanson as your poster child then I'd be more likely to join up with your hack-terrorist group than the other hack-terrorist groups.

I had deep-fried turkey for dinner last night, it was suuuuuper dry. Watching everyone try to eat the skin was great because they all looked like dogs trying to chew on gummy worms.

It's uncanny. I'm eternally grateful that I didn't grow up with my grandparents living across the street from us.

Lookit dis guy over here, with his hand gestures. HEY! Come onnnnn!