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If you're Italian (like me) then I'd say yes, otherwise I think you're solid.

Right???

I was watching an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond recently and it blew my mind remembering how quintessentially Italian that show was. Sooooooooo Italian, like Mario fucking a pizza in a gondola isn't half as Italian as that show was. I'm really curious about how that tone is carried over into the international

Yeah, I hate jump scares in movies so why would I want to experience them in real life when I'm 30% more likely to pee my pants?

RUM HAAAAMMM

Maybe because pink is commonly associated with femininity, which in China is a Big Red NO.

His response has ensured that I will get the perviest of obits!

Don't worry, Sean. Considering China's ardent refusal to say "yes" to anything, I think you'll get another shot.

Incense.

What a shame! This would've been the perfect time to bring out the Big Red 不

I approve of this. Pet Sematary was too much Semetary and not enough Pet.

There's nothing inherently wrong about the word "female" but referring to a group of women as "females" or a singular woman as "a female" comes off as cold and inhuman. I didn't want to open a whole can of worms on it, but personally it really irks me. Why not just say "women"?

*masturbates furiously, slicks hair back with jism ala There's Something About Mary*

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The mere fact that he calls women "females" tells me he's not ready.

Not a day goes by that I'm not terrorized by the faint echo of a slide whistle, humiliating me at every dumb pun I make *rocks back and forth in fetal position*

That's gross. He should just direct an erotic bigfoot movie and make his dream come true already.

I agree but I think that scene in From Dusk Till Dawn was probably its apex.

If it was Quentin Tarantino, it would just be Uma Thurman soaking her feet in a tub of hot butter.

If Lars von Trier was directing, it would be real unsimulated butter churning.