When I was around 12-13 years old, a magazine came out that had an Aniston poster where she was sitting down, seemingly naked, but with her arms around her and her knee under her chin so you didn't see anything. Her groin was in total shadow from her leg.

If there was ever someone to play one of those movie strippers who never ever removes her modest bra and panties, it's Jennifer Aniston. I'm guessing she does a conservative li'l jiggle about as sexy as a Gangnam Style, which still somehow drives all the guys fucking WILD?

I watched the first episode and wasn't really compelled to watch any more. It's gorgeously shot and well acted, but the central mystery wasn't really intriguing at all; fun to hear Tennant blast that accent, though.

Plus no Thredson in season 1. ZQ's still in it, though.

The fact that you call Paul F. Tompkins a pseudo-intellectual pretty much says everything one needs to know about you. He isn't attempting to come across as an intellectual, you dumb shit. He just dresses nicely.

It puts the smurf in the smurf or else it gets the smurf again

Yeah, those feminazis will only allow the term "cockpecked" these days.

I prefer rape jelly, myself.

*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme starts playing*

Truly, Michelangelo was a party dude.

More like FARTPOP, am I right??

What @avclub-ca6cb47da12090ffd2470daf51f71be1:disqus is saying is true: this dog shit actually happens in V/H/S/2. Like I said, it almost seems like a parody.

Whoops. I thought @Morning_Wodehouse:disqus meant the first segment in this when he said "the first one". I was referring to the fourth segment in V/H/S/2, yeah.

Miike is a great point of comparison, good call! By the end there's definitely Katakuris/Ichi-levels of gleeful insanity going on.

Surely that should be Sean Black Bean?

Jay?

No! It sadly doesn't. For a while it seems like it's really going there: the wraparound segment starts with a creepazoid spying on a naked woman with huge fake tits, and the first segment has an extremely, extremely gratuitous sex scene - it almost seems like a parody: a sexy girl comes to the protagonist's home, says…

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I was so disappointed that they didn't expound further on that briefly glimpsed creature in the water. That was an excellent moment, the rest of the short just seemed kinda cheap.

There's not really any jump scares in it, no. The first two thirds definitely fit your bill of "creeps-up-on-you-psychological-horror-type shit". Then, of course, it descends into utter insanity: the type of mixture of Sam Raimi and Alejandro Jodorowsky Rob Zombie wishes he made. It's really brilliant; give it a go,…