This dude is coming across as the kid in your class who reminds the teacher that she's forgotten to give you your homework assignments.

That looks pretty fun, actually! I'm sure it will have nothing on the complexities of the original, but looks like a decent monster romp.

@avclub-55ab1e0836b46cc575ee502254e68ea9:disqus Too mild. I say we nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

@avclub-58238e9ae2dd305d79c2ebc8c1883422:disqus Shame on you for talking about an MRF like that!

Indeed: let the hoi-polloi have their Satanic Verses and Midnight's Children! I'll take ID5: Paxton or Pullman?!? and your Bridget Jones-cameo, THANKyouverymuch!

Jesus: sex is supposed to leave behind "detritus" and a "foul smell"? Clearly I've been doing it wrong.

Scatman impression: Skibba-dibba-dipp-bapp-para-bop! Bapp-bara-bop!

Well, what LANDS on a toilet? Something you use to MOON, right? MMMM???

"A haunted Indian burial ground" is no way to speak of Nicole Kidman's vagina.

Haha, I KNEW it was you, Mr. Wayans. Big fan.

And not just in a movie.

"Mistake"?

Really? Huh. I'll check it out, but I'd say that no Bong Joon-Ho film ever felt like it needed a sequel.

At least A Haunted House is a more-than-adequate placebo.

But who are you gonna trust? History's greatest monster, or G.I. fuckin' Joe?

I love your Independence Day slashfics, Mr. Rushdie.

Aw, but I've been using it as a positive term! As in "me and my bros totally larded down last night, yo".

A horse on horse.

So THAT'S why he tried to sue Charlize Theron.

To be fair, you are a horse.