The AV Club turned into a softcore pornography site so gradually I didn't even notice.

I couldn't agree more regarding RHCP; Clint's examples are of course worse bands, but no one in their right mind would ever listen to them. I have several friends with otherwise good taste who will willingly listen to that dog shit.

KYYY-A-LY-FOOORN-YAAAAAAAA

As I pointed out above, he sure posts a llllllooooot of naked pictures of his wife.

A lot of it will most likely be nude footage of his wife getting dressed, showering and suchlike. If you follow him on Twitter you'll see that he posts a LOT of candid snaps of that. Not that I necessarily think she's opposed to it.

Hoooo boy. That sounds like great fun, but by my quick calculations that will take around 20 hours. Good luck!

My girlfriend shouted the exact same thing during this episode. Not to be weird, but…are you my girlfriend?

On a child? Hate. On a murderous midget? LOVE.

Guess we'll just have to check with Sober Dave in a few hours.

That article is really strange, and the similar Buzzfeed article it links to is even weirder. For all the words and imagery, I see no one stating a reasonable reason to hate her.

Or, y'know:

If by "Robyn" you mean the Swedish electro-pop artist, then yes. Uh, and if you mean this guy…then also yes.

"If they used Captain Beefheart, only a few freaks like you would have gone to the movie."

That's B.A. ("Baby Arm") Melvin, the most popular member of the group. His tiny little fingers make the tween fingerbang fantasies even more non-threatening and wholesome.

And PornHub videos.

Rabin originally wrote it, but when people started asking questions regarding where the hell he got that toddler from they changed the byline.

How can you say that The Postal Service "lacks the nuance and warmth Tamborello puts into his work" when it's HIS band?

It didn't need to be 9 minutes long, but I also found it really good. It's not laugh-out-loud funny, but Moby, Marc Maron, Weird Al and Duff McKagan definitely made it more than worthwhile.

Since you already spoiled it, I'll just make it clear that it is just via flashbacks. So that @avclub-75f023b01584c7f37883f41c2a2b91ca:disqus doesn't get needlessly excited (like I got, when I saw that the last episode was titled "Surprise, Motherfucker!").

Matt Lucas and Amanda Palmer. A far more believable pairing than her and Gaiman, really.