This is not the musician himself gushing with positivity, though. These are fans listening to the album several times and finding it amazing. I certainly didn't feel like this when Reality or even Heathen came out.

For what it's worth, I really don't like Reality very much. It is the one album where Bowie tries to pretend he's younger than he is (It's even got a song called "Never Gonna Get Old"), and the songs are just not there. I LOVE Heathen, though.

It's still working for me; I restarted iTunes and re-clicked the link just to be sure, too.

2013 is shaping up to be a year for extremely strong releases from very established artists. Nick Cave, My Bloody Valentine and David Bowie (amongst others) have released ridiculously strong albums so far. But I haven't heard of any brand new/ fairly recent artists who've done something great this year. Anyone?

I know everyone says "his best album since Scary Monsters!" every time he puts out something new, but I feel like it is really true this time. Amazing album, listened to it 5 times today. Favorite songs so far are the title track, "Love is Lost", "How Does The Grass Grow?", "(You Will) Set The World On Fire" and "You…

ATTENTION: Acting in a lot of TV shows does NOT make you an acting vet. That is how I lost my cat to Andy Dick.

…Poseur…?

I actually work as a film editor, and I'm gonna let you in on a little secret: star wipes are basically 99% of our final exam. Come on: why eat hamburger when you can have steak, am I right?

Sung to the tune of "the spider-man is having you for dinner tonight" from Lullaby by The Cure.

Classy.

Rabin's sex tape that he made with his Canadian girlfriend is so sad. He really gives it his best, bless him, but at the end of the day you're just watching a dude repeatedly mash into a cantaloupe with lipstick and googly eyes.

They do. My surprise wasn't that they mentioned us, but that they thought we were cruel. What with Aziz Ansari recently echoing that sentiment, I'm starting to wonder. Isn't EVERY SINGLE PAGE ON THE INTERNET a thousand times worse, cruelty-wise, than the AV Club?

HHHHHHHWWWWHISPERSYNC

Maybe she doesn't get that your gimmick is being sarcastic, and that those are really some pretty harsh insults you're lobbing at them.

You're obviously quite the ding-dong, but I agree that the Greg Proops: “I would watch network TV after I put an Easy-Bake Oven up my butt and fucking give birth to a pie” and Pete Holmes/Glennis McCarthy: “I call it Diabetes 2, like it’s the sequel.” “This time, all bets are off!” quotes are fucking DIRE.

*imagines polar bear devouring the carcasses of Jennifer Lawrence and Jessica Chastain*

Her delivery of "Your BF is gonna get F'ed in the B!" is pretty great too.

I believe you could make it yourself in literally five minutes in iMovie or Windows Movie Maker or what-have-you.

I don't care much for Gary (PLEASE, Mr. Marshall) as a character by himself, but combine him with Gilly (sssorry) and BAM! Laffs!

I was actually going to voice my surprise that Elliott named AV Club comments as the place where you could go if you wanted to say mean and shitty things about him: I've read nothing but good stuff about The Flop House here, and it was in fact these boards that got me to check it out. But here you are,…