Yeah, I got way too excited when I got the notification for it before the article went up on the main page, and rushed over here so fast I couldn't close my mouth and my cheeks were balloonin' out with wind. "I'm-a write 'her?' I'm-a get them likes! Ha-yuk!" But alas.

You made me hover, you cad. Now I weep for the missed opportunity.

Come on Erik, don't be such an Ann-Hog.

I call her "Bell" because she's kinda shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball!

Whoa. What with the misguided anger, condescension, and snarls of someone being a professional, I can only conclude that @avclub-1eba9b4a9af24d47bdc5f3274fb227a1:disqus is really Christian Bale.

You should get a commemorative plate with a bald eagle shedding a single tear in front of a backdrop of you jackin' it. NEVER FORGET

@avclub-1eba9b4a9af24d47bdc5f3274fb227a1:disqus has a speech impediment, OKAY? She was being SINCERE, she can't help if it SOUNDS snarky.

I agree with @avclub-9cd818ea56273170b63f339aa6f34bca:disqus that it's funnier if he HASN'T watched it and still does the walkthrough, but come on: of course he's watched it. I work in film production, and if a creative/actor/producer/whatever says they "haven't seen" something they have some sort of awkward…

I'm sorry to differ with you Todd, but YOU are the supporting actor. You've ALWAYS been the supporting actor.

Is that when you forget how to jack it?

Fuck THAT, have him do a walkthrough of season 4.

Exactly. No way cheap crud like this will flop. I was going to say that it is the same reason why the Friedberg and Seltzer [Blank] Movies are produced, but Wikipedia reveals that Epic Movie made almost $90.000.000 on a 20 million budget aaaaaaaand goodbye *gunshot*

@avclub-b750f74544cb00c138079607276995e9:disqus Ah, my favorite Of Montreal B-side.

A topic of discussion on the "Who Charted?" podcast recently was "songs NOT ruined by saxophone". The first example Howard Kremer brought up was, surprisingly, X-Ray Spex' "Oh Bondage". And I wholeheartedly agree! What a delightful squawk.

Actually, Disturbed is one of the few bands on this list who are NOT "still going strong". They went on hiatus in 2011.

To be fair, I seem to be trying to call some film a turd in every single article I post on. But yes, I didn't like it at all. One of the few films I have simply turned off halfway through. I guess it was because it was so self-consciously trying to ape filmmakers I love - Waters, David Lynch, David Cronenberg etc. -…

@avclub-0ae7484a9f3bbd2a21df420050c032ae:disqus Exactly. I, too, vastly prefer Community over Scrubs, of course. It is definitely FUNNIER. But I think it is just about AS "deep" and "groundbreaking". I think a lot of the reason why people over-analyze this fluff is because of "Mixology Certification"; the one episode…

@avclub-7fd1d5cec910c61b1864a51eb7e18cbc:disqus I was going to speak up when you said that "Community fell from a much larger peak than Parks & Rec.", but I'm glad I didn't. Saying it's way better than Arrested Development is one of the top 3 indicators that you are having a stroke. This explains your "does anyone…

I thought the trailer was pretty nice, but I'm baffled as to why they did cel-shaded 3D; Achewood's most striking quality art-wise is how FLAT it looks. South Park-style animation but with Onstad art would make more sense, no? Easier/cheaper too, I bet.

I'd be more concerned about the stool in your semen.