In the RE-re-boot Peter Parker is played by Woody Allen! Angsty enough for ya, jabronis?

So you're saying that Dan Harmon was no superman?

Man, I second THAT. So many fringe nu-metal bands that have completely slipped from the worldwide conscious: Alien Ant Farm, Disturbed, Slaves on Dope, 36 Crazyfists, Adema, (hed) PE, Papa Roach…

Watch the last five minutes of season 1 of Skins. Trust me.

I'm tired of reading about Community, period. I know, nobody is forcing me to click the articles, but I just get fascinated by how people fawn over this show. It's pleasant enough, and I watch it every week, but there's no real dramatic hook or any depth to it. It's basically Scrubs 2.0, but people treat it like the…

SO close. But War Witch is still not War Horse-good.

Man, a Charlie Kaufman-esque meta take on the Jack fables from Bill Willingham! Sweet!

I haven't seen this yet (I saw all the other Child's Play films, however), but sweet Ed Wood reference with the Glen/Glenda shout-out. The John Waters-involvement is a plus too, but then again he did cameo as a priest in last year's terrible turd Excision.

References to masturbating after handling chilies have been banned on the AV Club: It's how they lost IES Dave Chang.

*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme starts playing*

It also had that dude who was the bomb in Phantoms, yo.

Yep. Just two men admiring each others' strength.

I would definitely stop commenting if it switched to that other layout. I am sure many, many others would too.

I follow Simon Pegg on Twitter, and I can't imagine anyone would think he is a prick based on that. He is pretty much exactly as you'd expect: a fawning, excitable fanboy cracking jokes whilst being a little awkward.

I mean, are we to believe that this is some sort of [snort] magic raisin? (Which, incidentally, is also my nickname for your mother's clitoris.)

*encounters grotesque Sluggo/Nathan Rabin-hybrid creature*

Aw, you and me both @avclub-cb3213ada48302953cb0f166464ab356:disqus. I just feel like the name and title of Internet Eating Sensation Dave Chang should always be in bold. He is AV Club royalty, after all.

This one is longer than usual, but…

Maybe MC Scat Cat could have delivered the "how about some brown frosting?"-line.

"Yet looking closely at the California Raisins sequence, there’s a troubling anomaly: The Raisins are supposedly performing live music in front of a bandstand, but there’s no one manning the drum set or any of the other instruments."