After all the build-up from Todd about how terrible this episode was going to be, I'm really saddened this is Second Opinions week. I was hoping for a review that was just a gif of Todd spinning around in his office chair wailing and tearing his hair out.

Not to be infantile, but NOBODY's going to comment on "You can probably get a good dutch oven from Craigslist"? AV Club, I thought I knew ye.

Why stop with Hitchcock? I would've loved it if this dude popped up at the end of, say, Primer. Or Southland Tales. (Though with the latter, I'd imagine he'd just walk on set, hold up a finger as if to speak, open and close his mouth…and then just demurely walk off again, shaking his head.)

Wait, Lena Dunham and Patton Oswalt are different people?

CAPTION CONTEST:

It's actually a sequel to Snatch. The third film in the trilogy is slated for release in 2015, titled Snooch. It stars Jason Mewes.

I'm pretty sure they said it in their review of Ryan Gosling vehicle Half Nelson.

I watched it on DVD, so I loved the pace: being able to watch more than one episode per week lets you see it gradually pick up speed, going from the glacial crawl of the first few episodes to the intense bombast of the finale.

Todd is just trying to get his interview subjects to talk the way he usually writes an article: filled with pointless details and personal anecdotes that nobody could care less about. Saves him time.

Man, Hot Topic-y as it sounds, I gotta say that Knauf's initial idea of a post-apocalyptic carnival sounds pretty damn sweet. Like he said, there were meant to be leaps in time between each two seasons, so if this show had been allowed to run for longer it could have happened. But alas.

I've always wondered: are those "Hmmmph"s after every post you make supposed to be queefs?

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus I get where you are coming from; I guess it is just a hair-trigger reaction to the statement "dudes shouldn't eat tofu". Which sounds sexist on its own, but not in the context that @avclub-7f0d5ceefd00ad8303401bdcf213eb83:disqus (later) gave it.

Mine might not make a lot of sense unless you're Norwegian, but if you are then you're in for a treat: my alter ego name is Pikken Kuk. It has the cadence of a normal Scandinavian name, but it really means "Dick Cock".

"Michael Richards gave off the impression that he was a man uncomfortable in his own skin": I'd argue that it's not just his OWN skin Michael Richards is uncomfortable with, HEYOOOOOOH

@avclub-7f0d5ceefd00ad8303401bdcf213eb83:disqus You implied a difference between men and women. That'll get you marked as a sexist here. Just count yourself lucky you weren't accused of misogyny. Get used to it, Hitler!

It's at least a Threadless t-shirt: http://www.threadless.com/p…

I believe Kanye is the one doing the digging.

Weren't those catacombs intestines? Since the bats were Pops-headed I'm guessing they'd been shrunk and were inside his body.

It's the pelvic thrust that really drives you INSA-AY-AY-AY-AYYYNE.

Yes, that is an extremely weird reason to dislike an episode. This Adventure Time episode doesn't follow conventional logic! I hate it!