@avclub-02a942c0155f673452877a15122a850e:disqus You are correct. I loved that it was never commented on.

"Why didn't Dipper then read out the entire sentence?"

Is that a dirty joke? Am I too naive? I just took it to mean that you can stick it on the bumper of your car, OR you can stick it over your husband's mouth to make him shut up.

Seems like Young Sally has yet to get her period.

Well, he did have half his face blown off once. The makeup job required can't be cheap.

By that logic, the next film should see Nicholas Sparks himself as the male lead, with his love interest played by his right hand with a yarn wig and googly eyes.

@avclub-c3a5c385c510bbe1453db8438292a9b8:disqus I think you missed an opportunity here to go "If Pissed Jeans are cool, consider me Miles Davis."

Now that Sandman has wrapped up, I strongly suggest The Life and Times Of Scrooge McDuck as the next Back Issues project.

The AV Club album recommendations are so timid now, AD (After Dawes). "This is a band. They sound like so-and-so. Here, listen to them I guess." EMBRACE it, Clubsters! "We'd give Sallie Ford a thumbs-up while she scissored our mom, and you should too!!"

I studied film in Asia, and the (Malaysian) film teacher showed that "we are siameeeeeese-y" clip from Lady & The Tramp in a lecture on Western racism towards Asians in cinema. The students who hadn't seen the film before were flabbergasted.

@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus So it's a documentary?

"Despite all our rage, we're still just rats in a class about Cage."

O'Nealed!

At this point, it feels like there's way more assholery on the part of the nudity "defenders". Sure, a few shitty people are saying some pretty sexist things, but don't you realize how offensive it is to be labeled a MISOGYNIST because you have an issue with a show creator's too-frequent nudity?

When you said you were a "literal chubby chaser" I originally took it to mean that you are a fat dude who runs after women.

I had a long discussion on these boards about this last week, but I think @avclub-d0cf409eb912cc0cc950b41b6d892d07:disqus sums my personal stance up really well.

Harsh wording aside, I have to partially agree with @avclub-6313b25c79122b094fb57b32caa00218:disqus: I don't know if Todd is exaggerating for effect, but jeez. "You’ll someday remember that show you loved with such intensity"…maybe I'm dead inside, but I have never felt THAT strongly about any television program. (And…

Man, can we talk some smack about Videogum? It's the special-ed version of the AV Club, and the commentariat there are just fucking awful. EVERYONE trying to write in Gabe's hacky, shitty style. The comments there seriously read as if they were all written by the same person.

That would've been quite the blooper, though.

The "O'Neal was dead all along"-plot thickens.