I haven't listened to the Sleepaway Camp episode, as I gave up on this podcast long ago, but I assume it went a little something like this:

Mottatt. De vil aldri vite hva som traff dem. *ond latter*

I'LL TEACH YOUR MOTHER TO SUCK EGGS!

I remember someone here being worried that Netflix was gonna crash on the day of the release of the new Arrested Development season, due to the MASSIVE influx of people.

I got good news for you pal, Arrested Development reunited in 2000 and they're Zingalamadunier than ever!

*hurriedly flips through leather-bound tome* My God, ur rite!

Did you google the quotes in your garbled monster syntax, @avclub-c1fe85b855c6d045b827f74a1e2c3fd7:disqus? That could be your problem right there.

It's like ten thousand female breast nipples when all you need is a knife.

(Smugly) No.

@avclub-7e1ce4ce3124fd9ecc13a151afcff11b:disqus Yeah, sorry, that was unclear. What I mean is "She shouldn't simply bring out her "unconventional" breasts to prove said point." I just want more context.

Just wait until you hear the director's commentary on Deliverance. Bad day on set for Beatty.

Tearjerking is for amateurs. Sob-self-fellating is where it's at.

"How about in Dogville years?"

You jest, but here in his native Scandinavia von Trier is primarily considered to be a comedian. People were whooping during Antichrist. We do have kind of a fucked up sense of humor, though; the Danes most of all.

I'll watch out for The Wiggler.

How is it that the voice-scrambling makes everything Jon says so much funnier? I mean, I greatly enjoy Jon Glaser's other TV show appearances, but that garbled baritone will always be the "real" Glaser for me.

Thanks brah. And yes, I am extremely stoked about that! Best pairing since, well, Ryan North and Adventure Time comics.

@paraclete_pizza:disqus "More than 6 seasons"…like, for example, 6 seasons and a movie?

The biggest part of the trailer is them bringing back Calculon.

Womp it up!