Wow, jeez, have you done nothing but watch New Girl since you wrote that comment 3 hours ago? Not as bad as it looked, is it? HMMM?

TOTALLY is a bit of an overstatement, but yeah: one can get away with more bullshit in poetry/lyrics than in prose. It's about as clever as "I Am Hanging A Picture On My Wall But I Do Not Want To With You".

Did they retitle it Bleed Iraq?

I see. But that only makes it worse, doesn't it? That he felt this line was clever enough to be both a song title and a line in his book?

“I’ve got ringing in my ears, but not on my fingers.”

The AV Club staff favors only the fattest penises.

For anyone who hasn't seen it, this clip of David Byrne interviewing himself for this film is truly phenomenal:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I'll take "Anal Bum Cover" for $7000, Trebek.

I know. That fucking campaign put me off from watching it for a long time, too.

Of course, it's simply adorkable!

When it comes to rabid, creepy shippers on Tumblr, BBC's Sherlock kinda takes the cake.

Indeed, it was amazing. Are they dating in real life? Hasn't it been rumored that them getting it on is what broke up Zooey and Mr. DC Cutie?

That sounds like the brand name of the world's most disgusting vibrator.

Tomax and Xamot, because I'm nasty.

But if Zulkey's opinion was as offensive as you are making it out to be, you wouldn't have to come in here shrieking for people to PLEASE FLAG THIS HORRIBLE MISOGYNIST! They would just do it.

http://youtu.be/CY29dSaCCu8

"Congradulations - you just got a flagging" needs to be on the next AV Club t-shirt.

I think Jesse Ventura is still busy grieving sweet, sweet Huell.

Well, dang. Can't blame a guy for trying, I guess.

It's an enjoyable swashbuckling romp. I certainly liked it much better than Avatar, and I really can't fathom how one flopped so hard whilst the other became the most profitable film ever.